Tie Dynamite to Moose​

THE FROST BITES THE TOWN IS DARK
THE LOST NIGHT CLOWN IN THE PARK
GOOD-BYE TO CARBON COPY CATS
DRIVING BY LIKE DIPLOMATS
BORIS HAS CRIME ON HIS HANDS
HE MAKES SLIME SOAKED DEMANDS
HE OCCUPIES THE CABOOSE
BUT MOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE
THE BOX TOPS ARE COUNTERFEIT
THE JUKE BOX COPS ARE OUT OF IT
SNEAK A PEAK AT DOUBLE TROUBLE
TWEAK A FREAK FOR THE DAILY DOUBLE
HE READS TEH FIRESIDE CROOK BOOK
HE NEEDS TO LIGHT HIS FISHHOOK
HE SIPS HIS SPECIAL JUICE
HE THINKS ABOUT THE MOOSE
PAINT PEELS ON THE CHICKEN COOP
FAINT SQUEALS SEEM TO THICKEN SOUP
DIM WITTED AND SHOELESS
UNADMITTED SOMETIMES CLUELESS
CALM AS A RAT RACE
A BOMB IN A BRIEFCASE
SHOW IT ALL SAY COOK A GOOSE
KNOW IT ALL THAT'S THE MOOSE
KICKIN' LEATHERS THROTTLE TAPS
CHICKEN FEATHERS AND BOTTLE CAPS
SCHEMING KILLIN' BEAMISH BUMBLERS
BEAMING VILLAINS FIENDISH FUMBLERS
BORIS AND HIS FAVORITE GIRL
ATTEMPT TO MURDER MOOSE AND SQUIRREL
NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE - PRESTO!
THIS TIME FOR SURE - PRESTO!
FUDGE CAKE AND ROCKET FUEL
JUDGE TAKES POCKET JEWEL
SHANGHAI SWEAT AND LIFELONG CONS
A BUTTERFLY NET AND LONG JOHNS
IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH
OF GUYS LIKE BORIS BADENOV
BE WITH US NEXT TIME, NO EXCUSE
TIE DYNAMITE TO MOOSE