Shakin' Down Sugar Packs

SHAKIN’ DOWN SUGAR PACKS 
LAUGHIN’ ‘BOUT HEART ATTACKS 
MOANIN’ ‘BOUT OUR BROKEN BACKS 
SHAKIN’ DOWN SUGAR PACKS 

I HEARD JIMMY TELLIN’ JUNIOR 
AS SOON AS WE SCORE 
MARIO IS DRIVIN’, WE’RE PICKIN’ UP QUINNY 
WE’RE GOIN’ TO THE SHORE 

DIRK DRANK SUNDAY AWAY 
‘TIL HIS ELBOW WOULDN’T BEND 
WE HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE 
IT’S HARD TO GET A DOCTOR ON THE WEEKEND 

CHORUS 

CAROL LIKED COMPUTERS
SHE LIKED McHALE’S NAVY 
SHE EXECUTED VARIANTS 
SHE LOVED HER FRENCH FRIES WITH GRAVY 

EDDIE HAD A SISTER 
EDDIE HAD A BROTHER 
HE WAS THE CREAM OF GENEOLOGY 
ACCORDING TO HIS MOTHER 

CHORUS 

WE KILLED OUR WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS 
WE MILKED THE AURORA 
SOMEHOW WE GOT ARRESTED 
WATCHING TORA TORA TORA 

CARRIED OUR SIX PACKS 
WALKED DOWN THE RAILROAD TRACKS 
TALKED ‘BOUT ASS CRACKS 
HEADED HOME FOR CARROT WHACKS 

CHORUS 

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