WHEN I’M ANGRY

WHEN I’M ANGRY I KEEP COOL
COLLECTED AS EXPECTED, THAT’S MY RULE

WHEN I’M ANGRY, I’M AWFULLY NICE
AN EAR FULL OF CHEERFUL, A FLOTATION DEVICE

YEAH

WHEN I’M ANGRY, I GET MARRIED
A KISS FULL OF BLISSFUL, AND NOW I’M NOT MARRIED

WHEN I’M ANGRY, FANTASIES ARE FICKLE
I TREASURE THE PLEASURE, TREAT MYSELF TO A TICKLE

NO

WHEN I’M ANGRY, I WANT TO BE ALONE
I DROWN MYSELF WITH CHEAP COLOGNE

WHEN I’M ANGRY, PEOPLE STAY AWAY
I CHOKE THEM WITH OLD SPICE OR BRUTE BY FABERGE

WHOA