BOO HOO HOO
Written by:  Antonio Andrade/Mark Stuart
 
I CRIED      BOO HOO HOO
I CRIED
I CRIED AND CRIED
I CRIED AND CRIED BOO HOO HOO HOO
 
THERE’S A FAMILY STORY MY MAMA WOULD TELL
HOW I DID MY JOB AND I RANG THE BELL
THE CHIPMUNKS SANG ABOUT A HOLE HOOP
I CRIED WHEN SHE FLUSHED MY FIRST POOP   I CRIED
 
SILVER BELLS AND CANDY LANE
A RIDE TO PHILLY ON THE POTTSVILLE TRAIN
KIDS GET EXCITED WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES
I FORGOT TO ASK SANTA FOR A SET OF DRUMS
 
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SISTER SCHOOL RECESS SPECIAL FRIDAY CANTEEN
MY NICKEL ROLLED UNDER THE MILK MACHINE
ON MY HANDS AND KNEES LOOKING UNDERNEATH
SOME GIRL SAT ON MY HEAD TWO BROKEN FRONT TEETH   I CRIED
 
THOSE CHICKENS STARTED OUT AS EASTER PEEPS
BY SUMMER PECKING AT SISTER’S KNEES
GRANDMA GOT HER HATCHET AND BLOCK
THREE HEADLESS CHICKENS CHOP CHOP CHOP
 
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MAMA SMILED WHEN SHE HEARD SISTER SAY
I’M GETTING MARRIED AT THE END OF MAY
NO ONE ASKED HOW LONG IT HAD BEEN PLANNED
THERE WAS A PARTY AT THE FARM I WAS JAMMIN’ WITH THE BAND I CRIED
 
DAD WAS LIVING MAMA WAS GONE
NINETY YEARS OLD STILL GOING STRONG
SEEING HIM WITH HER NOT AROUND
THAT DAM BROKE THAT RAIN FELL DOWN
 
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